So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17954. | Shahbaz (thisisshahbazsb) | 70.64 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
17955. | bau5 (duz108) | 70.64 | 94% | 2012-04-20 |
17956. | Neutz (neutr0n) | 70.64 | 93% | 2016-03-01 |
17957. | discbox_colemak (discbox_co... | 70.64 | 94% | 2013-01-13 |
17958. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 70.64 | 91% | 2016-02-05 |
17959. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 70.63 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
17960. | Pavel (pavlik11) | 70.63 | 97% | 2013-09-24 |
17961. | Oggers (oggers) | 70.63 | 91% | 2017-03-21 |
17962. | mario (mcanda26) | 70.63 | 96% | 2014-05-23 |
17963. | Gerrald (wahyu_hayukk06) | 70.62 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
17964. | Chris (quola) | 70.62 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
17965. | Andy (summermint) | 70.62 | 91% | 2015-12-30 |
17966. | Rhofl (rhofl) | 70.62 | 90% | 2012-10-24 |
17967. | tstats[tarr645] (tarr645) | 70.62 | 95% | 2012-10-16 |
17968. | John (phamone) | 70.62 | 92% | 2014-05-18 |
17969. | Brandon (doommonky) | 70.62 | 92% | 2016-07-06 |
17970. | Codey (seifo16) | 70.61 | 88% | 2016-05-24 |
17971. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 70.61 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
17972. | CJ (thatkid004) | 70.61 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
17973. | hotbx (hotbxlockbx) | 70.61 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
17974. | JSlyk (jslyk) | 70.61 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
17975. | Amit (akum030) | 70.61 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
17976. | Cj (burntsoup) | 70.60 | 95% | 2023-03-02 |
17977. | Prince Khan (princekhan) | 70.60 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
17978. | kurniadi (popolocrois) | 70.60 | — | 2009-08-27 |
17979. | nxhoaf (nxhoaf) | 70.60 | — | 2009-12-26 |
17980. | Matt (purple_gorilla21) | 70.59 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
17981. | Brendon (brendon646) | 70.59 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
17982. | Rojan (anketos105) | 70.59 | — | 2008-09-28 |
17983. | Alfred (d4m4s74) | 70.59 | — | 2010-08-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |