So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5000. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 98.76 | 98% | 2017-11-27 |
5001. | Ben (gummzee) | 98.75 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
5002. | HienNB (nbhduoc) | 98.75 | 98% | 2011-07-29 |
5003. | driftx (drifterzzz) | 98.74 | 86% | 2016-11-12 |
5004. | Terran (t3rr4n) | 98.74 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
5005. | Micka (define793) | 98.74 | 91% | 2014-12-26 |
5006. | Stanley (stanleyzhang9) | 98.73 | 97% | 2021-06-20 |
5007. | na (fenror) | 98.73 | — | 2009-04-14 |
5008. | TahirIqbal (tahiriqbal) | 98.73 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
5009. | Eternal (eternalseraph333) | 98.73 | 92% | 2012-01-14 |
5010. | Steven (omnidestiny) | 98.72 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
5011. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 98.72 | 97% | 2015-10-25 |
5012. | Dylan (deedub) | 98.72 | 96% | 2016-01-16 |
5013. | Pcgnome (pcgnome) | 98.71 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
5014. | Joe (neimad7) | 98.71 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
5015. | Taylor (zarr_) | 98.71 | 94% | 2013-01-10 |
5016. | Xander (xandejesus) | 98.70 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
5017. | ben (bumbleben7) | 98.70 | 95% | 2021-05-24 |
5018. | Austin (ahn94) | 98.70 | 98% | 2015-06-25 |
5019. | Cadi (ceeglenn1994) | 98.69 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
5020. | Nikhil (haddr) | 98.69 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
5021. | Deez N. (butterfingazz) | 98.69 | 92% | 2016-01-18 |
5022. | epic (_epic_l4d2) | 98.69 | 18% | 2011-08-17 |
5023. | terence (teeyau) | 98.68 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
5024. | Danny (sirnarwhalbacon) | 98.68 | 97% | 2013-11-14 |
5025. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 98.68 | 98% | 2014-10-18 |
5026. | Ninfia (ninfia) | 98.67 | 92% | 2014-12-28 |
5027. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 98.67 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
5028. | Lucas (supermug) | 98.66 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
5029. | Ronnie (ronnie15) | 98.66 | 97% | 2012-10-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |