So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21787. | Taybuscus (taybuscus) | 64.25 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
21788. | Chelsea (oxfordkarma) | 64.25 | 95% | 2011-05-10 |
21789. | butterfinger (tyoprofessor) | 64.25 | 94.7% | 2021-02-07 |
21790. | Andreas (addekallstrom) | 64.25 | 90% | 2015-04-18 |
21791. | ralph (realityloser) | 64.25 | 98% | 2017-11-13 |
21792. | Nitin (nitinfrnd5) | 64.25 | 94% | 2016-07-17 |
21793. | Dennis (hyuna) | 64.25 | 89% | 2012-09-22 |
21794. | lost (cloudtraveling) | 64.25 | 96% | 2012-06-03 |
21795. | Kat (kitty_c) | 64.24 | 85% | 2016-03-02 |
21796. | Crazykik (crazykik) | 64.24 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
21797. | mj0086 (mj0086) | 64.24 | 91% | 2013-10-10 |
21798. | Hussein (hdimessi) | 64.24 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
21799. | Marcus (frx3d) | 64.23 | 94% | 2023-03-12 |
21800. | Who (whoiam) | 64.23 | — | 2009-03-03 |
21801. | Roman (romankry) | 64.23 | — | 2010-12-29 |
21802. | Haider (haider_ali) | 64.23 | 94% | 2013-01-24 |
21803. | Fidan (fidanhoxha) | 64.22 | 95% | 2022-01-06 |
21804. | Pbo (pbo12) | 64.22 | 95% | 2019-01-07 |
21805. | Ahmad Gamal (agazzaz) | 64.22 | 95% | 2015-02-21 |
21806. | Matt (maos) | 64.22 | 93% | 2016-01-11 |
21807. | Myleesia (myleesia) | 64.22 | 90% | 2012-10-26 |
21808. | Boo (blanched) | 64.21 | 87% | 2011-11-22 |
21809. | Chris (shafanovic) | 64.21 | — | 2010-05-06 |
21810. | Denis (deniii) | 64.21 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
21811. | followme (ethish) | 64.21 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
21812. | Nguyen (flashmt) | 64.21 | 94% | 2012-03-20 |
21813. | Cora (tigercobra) | 64.21 | 98% | 2014-11-18 |
21814. | ram (ramvivekananda) | 64.21 | 95% | 2014-07-18 |
21815. | Lilyluvjones (lilyluvjones) | 64.21 | 98% | 2013-11-24 |
21816. | Ching Wei Su (howardsu0901) | 64.20 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |