And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10419. | swordbeard (swordbeard) | 96.47 | 98% | 2013-09-20 |
10420. | Blake (blaketflip) | 96.47 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
10421. | Annie (anniegeorge) | 96.47 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
10422. | Tay (abacadaea) | 96.47 | 97% | 2013-09-06 |
10423. | su (susuhiepsi) | 96.46 | — | 2010-05-04 |
10424. | Zevi (zevie) | 96.46 | 94% | 2014-08-29 |
10425. | random (randomasdf97) | 96.46 | 96% | 2015-04-17 |
10426. | Mat-Eo (mat_eo) | 96.46 | 97% | 2012-04-17 |
10427. | Savannah (savannahmoore) | 96.45 | 93% | 2016-09-16 |
10428. | Only One (only_one_left) | 96.45 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
10429. | Chao (cqsheng) | 96.45 | 96% | 2013-07-24 |
10430. | Vishal (v_pandit) | 96.45 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
10431. | totnamjoon (off_the_page) | 96.45 | 99% | 2015-04-10 |
10432. | goofy (goofyahh_1) | 96.44 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
10433. | Emanuel (aquaregia) | 96.44 | — | 2010-08-02 |
10434. | monkaS (rikio) | 96.44 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
10435. | Vincenzo (chlapcek21) | 96.43 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
10436. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 96.43 | 99% | 2018-08-23 |
10437. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 96.43 | 93% | 2014-05-27 |
10438. | Tim (tim28) | 96.43 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
10439. | veirt (exlog) | 96.42 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
10440. | Jay (jayrealx2) | 96.42 | 94% | 2012-05-26 |
10441. | James (billybreathe5) | 96.42 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
10442. | fletcher (camlukfle19) | 96.41 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
10443. | thompson (snowpeopld) | 96.41 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
10444. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 96.41 | 99% | 2016-07-10 |
10445. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 96.40 | 94% | 2015-12-14 |
10446. | Pin (chessmani) | 96.40 | — | 2009-05-22 |
10447. | perdillo (perdillo) | 96.40 | 98% | 2014-02-04 |
10448. | l (lk128) | 96.40 | 99% | 2014-12-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 116,416 | 84.67 | July 27, 2008 |
Long Texts | 122 | 83.46 | January 3, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 104 | 88.12 | March 29, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |