So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
28969. | THIS IS (farzaanmfm786) | 52.22 | 97.1% | 2021-02-02 |
28970. | v for vendetta (anonimous17) | 52.22 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
28971. | Prithwin (prithwin) | 52.21 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
28972. | Lars (gaptrast) | 52.21 | 99% | 2016-04-07 |
28973. | Loan (kimloan_1511) | 52.21 | 92% | 2011-06-06 |
28974. | chung (chungtc20209) | 52.21 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
28975. | Nikki (haiitsnikki) | 52.20 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
28976. | Riku (maisto) | 52.20 | 88% | 2011-11-08 |
28977. | mihai (mihaicmn) | 52.20 | 94% | 2017-11-21 |
28978. | Ahwan (ahwanjoshi) | 52.20 | 88% | 2016-05-03 |
28979. | Excuse You (heroesboss) | 52.19 | 90% | 2016-06-16 |
28980. | Fast (too_fast_foru) | 52.19 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
28981. | ferdinand (ferdinand99) | 52.19 | 87% | 2014-05-28 |
28982. | MagicFridge (hase_20) | 52.18 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
28983. | BonG-YaB (seannsen) | 52.18 | 92% | 2011-12-20 |
28984. | Black (madboy) | 52.18 | — | 2010-06-30 |
28985. | adam (ztew) | 52.17 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
28986. | vari_kun (vari_kun) | 52.17 | — | 2011-02-17 |
28987. | Nene (nenepakande) | 52.17 | 96% | 2011-12-17 |
28988. | Christian (nooben) | 52.17 | 92% | 2016-04-27 |
28989. | Magnus (sareme) | 52.17 | 92% | 2013-01-16 |
28990. | Chun-Hao (laisky) | 52.16 | 92% | 2016-08-07 |
28991. | 🔮Ârnaldø🔮 (zerozemos) | 52.16 | 94% | 2023-05-31 |
28992. | jin (jin13z) | 52.16 | 94% | 2023-02-20 |
28993. | Woidkauz (woidkauz) | 52.16 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
28994. | Gabriel (azomio) | 52.16 | — | 2009-09-19 |
28995. | Sampsa (vilkko) | 52.16 | — | 2009-01-02 |
28996. | trekil (trekil) | 52.16 | — | 2011-01-01 |
28997. | ig@ (fainterkitten) | 52.16 | 88% | 2016-03-23 |
28998. | Chris (typistgod14) | 52.15 | 95% | 2019-09-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |