You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2052. | matthew (fastertyperthanyou) | 71.58 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
2053. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 71.56 | 95% | 2018-10-29 |
2054. | antiphon (goodmania) | 71.53 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
2055. | Steven (sp1cez) | 71.51 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
2056. | Bennett (bnnttnwhk) | 71.48 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
2057. | Jahed (jahed100) | 71.44 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
2058. | uchka (uchka0826) | 71.39 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
2059. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 71.38 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
2060. | Blue (blue4269) | 71.37 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
2061. | Ryan (godawesome) | 71.34 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
2062. | Nur Almira (almira30) | 71.30 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
2063. | marshal (sharpie0101) | 71.26 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
2064. | Vittal (vittalgpai) | 71.26 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
2065. | Alex (p08r) | 71.17 | 95% | 2020-03-11 |
2066. | csAxer8 (csaxer) | 71.15 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
2067. | Charles (charlesssxavier) | 71.10 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
2068. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 71.05 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
2069. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 71.05 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
2070. | Zoe (zoerty) | 71.05 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
2071. | ahaha (tugarinovite) | 71.04 | 94% | 2018-04-14 |
2072. | Joshua (fehho) | 71.03 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
2073. | Tachanka (tachankabestop) | 70.96 | 95% | 2019-04-05 |
2074. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 70.96 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
2075. | Gabe (gcoleman051) | 70.94 | 95% | 2019-08-15 |
2076. | Michael (azumifan) | 70.93 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
2077. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 70.82 | 93% | 2020-11-26 |
2078. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 70.82 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
2079. | 1834 (busey) | 70.69 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
2080. | PhroomPhroom (phosure47) | 70.62 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
2081. | zzz (snorl4x) | 70.61 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |