So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24189. | umair (umairr) | 60.42 | 97% | 2013-05-18 |
24190. | Dion (racerindo) | 60.42 | 91% | 2011-11-01 |
24191. | Huy_Nguyen (vo_danh_) | 60.42 | — | 2010-06-04 |
24192. | Đạt (luongdat) | 60.42 | 92% | 2012-01-10 |
24193. | Joe (jboni) | 60.42 | — | 2010-10-27 |
24194. | Szuyu (szlee118) | 60.41 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
24195. | Gerro (gheeyoo) | 60.41 | 95% | 2021-02-17 |
24196. | Jatin (jatinag1996) | 60.41 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
24197. | Ankur (ankur94516) | 60.41 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
24198. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 60.41 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
24199. | Matin (jivago) | 60.41 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
24200. | Shrubber (shrubber) | 60.41 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
24201. | Jasckon (camochameleon56) | 60.41 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
24202. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 60.41 | 91% | 2015-12-15 |
24203. | Oyesh (mannsingh) | 60.41 | 92% | 2014-11-20 |
24204. | Ernest (ernestngan) | 60.41 | 92% | 2016-07-12 |
24205. | yourrrfattt (yourrrfattt) | 60.40 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
24206. | Francis (francis430) | 60.40 | 96% | 2017-07-09 |
24207. | Edu (empty007) | 60.40 | 92% | 2013-07-10 |
24208. | Joe (joesffseoj) | 60.40 | — | 2010-09-07 |
24209. | sparks (forwardthinker) | 60.40 | 97% | 2015-06-02 |
24210. | ShubhaJeet (shub_090) | 60.40 | — | 2010-05-04 |
24211. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 60.40 | 92% | 2016-10-13 |
24212. | Edwin (biggchinoxxl) | 60.39 | 97% | 2014-04-15 |
24213. | Iago (theiago) | 60.39 | 82% | 2012-01-12 |
24214. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 60.38 | 94% | 2022-10-28 |
24215. | Lon (lonfgt) | 60.38 | 94% | 2014-07-07 |
24216. | Jason (manjova) | 60.37 | 94% | 2017-11-30 |
24217. | Yu Jie (death_reaper360) | 60.37 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
24218. | Michael (tigerdriger) | 60.37 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |