You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1490. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 82.43 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
1491. | Akira (akira1957) | 82.41 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
1492. | Bella (bell519) | 82.41 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
1493. | Raymond (szlesh) | 82.41 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
1494. | Paper (paper_) | 82.38 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
1495. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 82.35 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
1496. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 82.33 | 95% | 2020-07-12 |
1497. | willy (willywongker69) | 82.30 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
1498. | Joel (phitsuh) | 82.28 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
1499. | Epixaid (epixaid) | 82.27 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
1500. | Dozo (zwierz) | 82.26 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
1501. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 82.25 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
1502. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 82.23 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
1503. | bruh (erik2405_) | 82.21 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
1504. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 82.20 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
1505. | BB (bluenamek) | 82.17 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
1506. | Brad (manofdeculture) | 82.14 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
1507. | yost (yostpro) | 82.14 | 95% | 2019-02-12 |
1508. | Ross (m0nday) | 82.14 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
1509. | David (poloneydj) | 82.13 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
1510. | Tyler (chuggindew) | 82.10 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
1511. | JR (finger_master69) | 82.08 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
1512. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 82.06 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
1513. | lmg (wolfy21) | 82.04 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
1514. | Jimi (twentey) | 82.04 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
1515. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 81.99 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
1516. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 81.97 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
1517. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 81.96 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
1518. | Rocko (rockotaco) | 81.95 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
1519. | Zach (specializt14) | 81.95 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |