Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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215. | ðŸŸðŸŸðŸŸðŸŸhn (deliber... | 119.70 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
216. | Jon (endofeternity) | 119.69 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
217. | Harry (hlethaby) | 119.69 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
218. | 1ð·ð‘Žð‘¦ð´ð‘“ð‘¡ð... | 119.60 | 100% | 2018-08-06 |
219. | Tim (arizownage) | 119.60 | 99% | 2019-09-28 |
220. | Minh (lminh) | 119.43 | 99% | 2018-01-08 |
221. | u (ugongetbeat) | 119.35 | 100% | 2020-02-21 |
222. | Baked and Buttered (mcallen... | 119.32 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
223. | Yogi (fylleth) | 119.30 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
224. | P. (pphanfx) | 119.19 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
225. | Cole (seagull_) | 119.01 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
226. | ☀ï¸ðŸŽ¯ (solarscopez) | 118.96 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
227. | Hawky (itshawky) | 118.89 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
228. | No one (howardog0707) | 118.84 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
229. | Cory (elegofab) | 118.74 | 100% | 2018-05-26 |
230. | artahian (aram90) | 118.72 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
231. | yo (yosee) | 118.71 | 98% | 2019-06-08 |
232. | tee (scint) | 118.67 | 99% | 2019-10-31 |
233. | b (neverimprove) | 118.55 | 99% | 2017-12-20 |
234. | jom (borezu) | 118.54 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
235. | BryBry (lolimeth) | 118.48 | 99% | 2018-03-01 |
236. | 'ello (boerewors) | 118.41 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
237. | nmyo (nmyo) | 118.24 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
238. | Promestein (promestein) | 118.12 | 100% | 2019-01-14 |
239. | tstats[tshafer3] (tshafer3) | 118.09 | 99% | 2019-06-24 |
240. | Silent_One (get_a_lif3) | 118.05 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
241. | allie (admw) | 118.01 | 98% | 2019-05-20 |
242. | zveda (zveda) | 117.95 | 99% | 2018-09-30 |
243. | Dimitar (dimitard) | 117.91 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
244. | Jesse (vampyryk) | 117.90 | 99% | 2017-11-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |