So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1688. | Narumi (udon) | 116.17 | 98% | 2013-10-20 |
1689. | Erik (megaspazz) | 116.17 | 99% | 2018-05-25 |
1690. | Wario (multiwario) | 116.17 | 98% | 2015-10-29 |
1691. | Jeff (ceffjavaliere) | 116.16 | 99.1% | 2023-10-27 |
1692. | ζЇЍϊЯ (jinir) | 116.16 | 99% | 2015-06-25 |
1693. | Erik (the__cpl) | 116.15 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
1694. | Albert (1021839) | 116.14 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
1695. | Fatal (fatalrendezvous) | 116.14 | 96% | 2014-07-23 |
1696. | clownlevelstyping (clownlev... | 116.13 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
1697. | Masaki (hyron) | 116.13 | 96% | 2017-04-10 |
1698. | Albert (olyumpus) | 116.09 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
1699. | Poops (poops_magee) | 116.09 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
1700. | David (puchando) | 116.09 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
1701. | Howdy (abinder) | 116.05 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
1702. | Dipslox (disciple_yt) | 116.03 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
1703. | dog pirate (dogpirate) | 116.02 | — | 2011-03-13 |
1704. | 123 (xyril) | 116.00 | 100% | 2012-07-05 |
1705. | dont cheat (glaivenside) | 115.99 | 97% | 2011-07-20 |
1706. | fusionguy100 (fusionguy200) | 115.98 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
1707. | bobva (bobva) | 115.97 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
1708. | Johnjacob (johnjacob) | 115.97 | 98% | 2012-09-23 |
1709. | 📵 (sstormwolf22) | 115.96 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
1710. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 115.96 | 98% | 2014-12-16 |
1711. | on membrane (actuallyactual... | 115.95 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
1712. | pilotis (pilotis) | 115.94 | 98% | 2016-06-03 |
1713. | Mia (ohsofast) | 115.93 | 97% | 2012-09-19 |
1714. | NOT AN ALT (kenixx) | 115.93 | 98% | 2017-07-29 |
1715. | (sputype) | 115.92 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
1716. | Gabe (kordyon) | 115.91 | — | 2008-09-26 |
1717. | poem ⛈️ (storm) | 115.91 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |