As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15540. | Hiren (userhiren) | 66.89 | 87% | 2016-03-31 |
15541. | Safer (leafm) | 66.89 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
15542. | patrick (lucky_ninja3412) | 66.89 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
15543. | Ashu (asaral) | 66.88 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
15544. | Khayet (khayet) | 66.88 | 96% | 2015-04-30 |
15545. | Gavin (meizlizard) | 66.88 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
15546. | sitoss (sitoss) | 66.87 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
15547. | Joshua (lckjosh) | 66.87 | 95% | 2018-06-06 |
15548. | Saad (saad_mohammed7) | 66.87 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
15549. | PURPLE (toogood53) | 66.87 | 94% | 2016-11-30 |
15550. | Archie (runemoose42) | 66.86 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
15551. | vormin (vormin) | 66.86 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
15552. | Inspector (ittseuceda) | 66.86 | 97% | 2015-08-21 |
15553. | Joshua (twinklestarchild) | 66.85 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
15554. | Doggo (thedogo) | 66.85 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
15555. | Typer (typtyptyp) | 66.85 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
15556. | Taimur (epicman2456) | 66.84 | 87% | 2016-01-27 |
15557. | Woolf (woolf) | 66.84 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
15558. | Cooper (cooperbowman21) | 66.84 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
15559. | G R E E D (axceeel) | 66.84 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
15560. | George (turtlerocker) | 66.83 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
15561. | Kamol (danny_13) | 66.83 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
15562. | Dear (dearme) | 66.83 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
15563. | Erik (bupu) | 66.83 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
15564. | lucious (lucioustony) | 66.83 | 96% | 2015-12-30 |
15565. | ZΞphчrΘrίΘn (lianorion... | 66.82 | 95% | 2023-12-18 |
15566. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 66.82 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
15567. | Irfan (irfanshaikh) | 66.82 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
15568. | Iceyda (iceryda4047) | 66.82 | 91% | 2015-09-08 |
15569. | Thanh Chung (arch_angel) | 66.82 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |