As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7843. | Galamb (galamb) | 86.24 | 95.4% | 2023-11-21 |
7844. | Ben (azraled) | 86.24 | 95% | 2016-07-20 |
7845. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 86.23 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
7846. | Nikhil (quill_workman) | 86.23 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
7847. | Edward (edwardchen) | 86.23 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
7848. | jellypop (endyprince) | 86.22 | 93% | 2017-02-09 |
7849. | Emeff (jefflar) | 86.22 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
7850. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 86.22 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
7851. | EJ (clarencedc) | 86.22 | 97.6% | 2021-02-21 |
7852. | Giles (gga_) | 86.22 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
7853. | Meio (meio) | 86.21 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
7854. | YowMamaSoFat (miko21mariano) | 86.21 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
7855. | Jackson (jacksondean) | 86.21 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
7856. | Ted (teagueted) | 86.20 | 97% | 2016-12-08 |
7857. | (bruhdooh) | 86.20 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
7858. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 86.20 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
7859. | Walnert (walnert) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
7860. | Joe (therunner09) | 86.19 | 92% | 2016-06-11 |
7861. | YW (tywee) | 86.19 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
7862. | Nilacake (nilacake) | 86.18 | 96.8% | 2024-03-21 |
7863. | Logan (laucian) | 86.18 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
7864. | Clarence (imysticz_) | 86.18 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
7865. | mayssa (mayssalovesu) | 86.18 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
7866. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 86.18 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
7867. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 86.17 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
7868. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 86.17 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
7869. | Ian (doughs) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
7870. | pogman (poggersman420) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
7871. | Varun (varun6) | 86.17 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
7872. | gob126 (gob126) | 86.16 | 93% | 2016-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |