The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15379. | slim (fivefour) | 78.49 | 89% | 2015-12-12 |
15380. | Frischi (frischi) | 78.49 | 95% | 2011-08-06 |
15381. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 78.49 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
15382. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 78.49 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
15383. | Ray (teraa) | 78.49 | 92% | 2017-04-07 |
15384. | Ken (netski1400) | 78.48 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
15385. | Bach (bachn) | 78.48 | 93% | 2012-05-11 |
15386. | Leah (leahlimcangco) | 78.48 | 95% | 2014-08-27 |
15387. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 78.48 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
15388. | Jan (yentzeg) | 78.48 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
15389. | Adam (rhetoric2) | 78.47 | — | 2011-03-17 |
15390. | Mark (phuture) | 78.47 | 91% | 2014-06-02 |
15391. | rose (roselynne) | 78.47 | 96% | 2014-08-16 |
15392. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 78.47 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
15393. | Abhishek (abkrth) | 78.46 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
15394. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 78.46 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
15395. | Radamasz (madarasz) | 78.45 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
15396. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.45 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
15397. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 78.45 | 100% | 2020-01-28 |
15398. | Jesus (jesusdom) | 78.45 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
15399. | Karsen (karguy3) | 78.45 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
15400. | Auslady (auslady) | 78.45 | 95% | 2015-01-09 |
15401. | Eric (ericstern) | 78.45 | 84% | 2011-05-09 |
15402. | Tim (w3s7) | 78.45 | 93% | 2012-01-20 |
15403. | janus (janus) | 78.45 | — | 2010-03-24 |
15404. | Sakti (sakti) | 78.45 | 96% | 2013-02-27 |
15405. | Ashby (ashbydebutts) | 78.44 | 94% | 2014-01-26 |
15406. | Sean (mathematics0) | 78.44 | — | 2008-12-16 |
15407. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 78.44 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
15408. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 78.44 | 98.8% | 2023-10-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |