As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3875. | Rim Tim Tagi Dim (mijacim) | 99.76 | 88% | 2016-03-31 |
3876. | Alex (imrlligood) | 99.76 | 93% | 2015-10-10 |
3877. | pasha (pashatoper) | 99.74 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
3878. | shaun (shaun1234) | 99.71 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
3879. | Bobisdog (bobisdog) | 99.69 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
3880. | 响Clicky响 (alfredtan1021) | 99.68 | 98% | 2024-03-15 |
3881. | Sam (halloween_sam) | 99.67 | 99% | 2023-09-21 |
3882. | De9mond (uniwite) | 99.66 | 96.9% | 2023-12-02 |
3883. | //// (francov2) | 99.66 | 99% | 2020-06-19 |
3884. | Kim (causes1) | 99.66 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
3885. | Guest (hjkl0) | 99.66 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
3886. | Fast (gt_c) | 99.65 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
3887. | Tim (idiotaaa) | 99.64 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
3888. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 99.63 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
3889. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 99.63 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
3890. | ob1 (ob1sly) | 99.63 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
3891. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 99.62 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
3892. | w👀u (weyesu) | 99.62 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
3893. | twój (visionaryblender) | 99.62 | 92% | 2017-03-07 |
3894. | Jason (jb33000) | 99.62 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
3895. | cryo (jwalpuck) | 99.60 | 98% | 2015-07-22 |
3896. | Potato (riyer) | 99.60 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
3897. | OP99 (overpowered99) | 99.59 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
3898. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 99.58 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
3899. | Ferdiant (justquarter) | 99.58 | 88% | 2015-10-18 |
3900. | Dylan (dackels) | 99.58 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
3901. | Emil (emle10) | 99.57 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
3902. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 99.57 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
3903. | Renz (enriqatron52) | 99.56 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
3904. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 99.56 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |