Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3995. | Raymond (awedragon) | 62.32 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
3996. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 62.31 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
3997. | who-are-you (who_tf_are_you) | 62.31 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
3998. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 62.31 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
3999. | nic (dynamic_bandit) | 62.31 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
4000. | Tony (nessjk) | 62.30 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
4001. | igig (eztau) | 62.29 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
4002. | Dan (typefffast) | 62.28 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
4003. | julian (jihadijulian) | 62.28 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
4004. | Hybiakj (hybiakj) | 62.28 | 94% | 2019-10-31 |
4005. | Bob (bobgolf) | 62.28 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
4006. | Peter (portiz121803) | 62.27 | 95% | 2021-08-14 |
4007. | Yudhi (tanamal) | 62.26 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
4008. | Nazgul (nazgul917) | 62.24 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
4009. | Aaron (newbie1324) | 62.24 | 94% | 2018-02-26 |
4010. | Austin (illumi97) | 62.23 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
4011. | My (z0rtzp1zku) | 62.22 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
4012. | Anh-Tuan (tuanbka2z) | 62.22 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
4013. | John (veption) | 62.22 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
4014. | Elo (eloh) | 62.17 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
4015. | R (alerd) | 62.17 | 99% | 2018-03-13 |
4016. | Colin (butterflyenthusiast) | 62.15 | 94% | 2018-11-05 |
4017. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 62.15 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
4018. | Moochie (moochieandcrow) | 62.14 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
4019. | Jake (jr3224) | 62.14 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
4020. | ashbellebsha (ashbel_g) | 62.13 | 94% | 2020-07-22 |
4021. | Ash (aprime) | 62.13 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
4022. | Marben (skidl0ck_kazaf) | 62.11 | 94% | 2020-06-08 |
4023. | fighting (fightingdesire) | 62.11 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
4024. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 62.10 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |