As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16661. | jacek (vonschlager) | 64.03 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
16662. | anonymous (annnnonymous) | 64.03 | 89% | 2017-03-31 |
16663. | Jacob (jmbogo19) | 64.02 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
16664. | Karlo (doom2233) | 64.02 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
16665. | Youssef (marthey2) | 64.02 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
16666. | cake (xsysi) | 64.02 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
16667. | Prithvi (prithvi18) | 64.01 | 95% | 2022-01-31 |
16668. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 64.01 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
16669. | Nguyen (minhnguyen311) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
16670. | Tintallë (nparadigm) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
16671. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 64.00 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
16672. | Arun (systemflaws) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
16673. | Nicholas (mangoboxer) | 63.99 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
16674. | Conner (connerdavenport) | 63.99 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
16675. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 63.99 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
16676. | Sunny (randomchamps) | 63.99 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
16677. | davey (veciero) | 63.98 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
16678. | Brandon (botobran) | 63.98 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
16679. | HollowAri (zokkuu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
16680. | Deja_Vu (deja__vu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
16681. | Keke (keezthequeen) | 63.97 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
16682. | Benjamin Martin (benjamin_m... | 63.97 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
16683. | Luke (lukeg1209) | 63.97 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
16684. | tajmahal (rithz) | 63.97 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
16685. | Aarvaan (aarvaan) | 63.96 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
16686. | Mark (mr_k1ttens) | 63.96 | 96.2% | 2021-02-04 |
16687. | Nathan (bad_typist_six_nine) | 63.96 | 97.4% | 2021-02-02 |
16688. | Ross (nectarineicecoffee) | 63.95 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
16689. | Nyth (nyth) | 63.95 | 95% | 2016-11-27 |
16690. | bobby (aarontiania) | 63.94 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |