Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3021. | Mert (zensoh) | 70.73 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
3022. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 70.73 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
3023. | Evan (lil_effer) | 70.72 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
3024. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 70.71 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
3025. | Susan (susanshu) | 70.70 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
3026. | Victor (vhlin) | 70.69 | 94% | 2018-10-21 |
3027. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 70.66 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
3028. | Ed (gitpwnednub) | 70.65 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
3029. | Alekun (alekun) | 70.65 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
3030. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 70.65 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
3031. | Lee (enelledee) | 70.65 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
3032. | Said (surrenderordie) | 70.64 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
3033. | adarsh (supng) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
3034. | Eugene (_absorb_1) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
3035. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 70.62 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
3036. | Hyx (christianmoises) | 70.62 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
3037. | Vasu (vasushash_2016) | 70.61 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
3038. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 70.61 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
3039. | Broken (sakambagal_aba) | 70.60 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
3040. | John (jodo3) | 70.60 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
3041. | bino_ (bino_) | 70.57 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
3042. | Lion (wizaslan) | 70.56 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
3043. | Justin (politicalguy) | 70.55 | 95% | 2018-03-18 |
3044. | President Xi (presidentxi) | 70.54 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
3045. | Duarte (haunted_cpp) | 70.54 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
3046. | Eunmin (mgood2) | 70.54 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
3047. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 70.54 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
3048. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 70.52 | 99% | 2020-08-02 |
3049. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 70.50 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
3050. | Armageddon (arrmageddon) | 70.50 | 96% | 2019-10-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |