As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11568. | Eksde (luckyzxd) | 76.65 | 95% | 2023-04-19 |
11569. | James (jamesablack) | 76.65 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
11570. | Justin (juso53) | 76.65 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
11571. | Neb (nebdoza) | 76.64 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
11572. | Ari10yA (ari10ya) | 76.63 | 98% | 2024-02-04 |
11573. | yousef (iiyousef_yt) | 76.63 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
11574. | Scopic (scopic) | 76.63 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
11575. | Sean (seansdb6) | 76.63 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
11576. | Ward (warddr) | 76.62 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
11577. | David (nicer) | 76.62 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
11578. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 76.62 | 97% | 2017-04-21 |
11579. | atef (atef_7534) | 76.61 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
11580. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 76.61 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
11581. | Edvin (edvstr) | 76.61 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
11582. | Marvin (malvolio) | 76.61 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
11583. | pepe (pepesaiko) | 76.60 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
11584. | Uttam (uttamakwana) | 76.59 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
11585. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
11586. | Peter (habibp) | 76.59 | 96.7% | 2023-10-13 |
11587. | Free Palestine ☄️ (adei... | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
11588. | Tom (t0mas_colemak) | 76.59 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
11589. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 76.59 | 99.3% | 2021-02-08 |
11590. | meme (mememanjeff) | 76.58 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
11591. | Chuoky (yula24) | 76.58 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
11592. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 76.58 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
11593. | Snail (snailspeeder) | 76.57 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
11594. | Hari (harimarella) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
11595. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 76.57 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
11596. | Anika (compass_girl) | 76.57 | 91% | 2017-01-02 |
11597. | Direwolf (abdelmoezhj) | 76.57 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |