So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24446. | David (davylern) | 59.96 | 91% | 2016-02-23 |
24447. | alok (alokt5337) | 59.96 | 97% | 2013-06-26 |
24448. | Rell (rell) | 59.96 | — | 2009-06-20 |
24449. | Kellie (kellie304) | 59.96 | — | 2011-04-14 |
24450. | Ultraboy (adadxsg) | 59.96 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
24451. | Samuel (necroleachate) | 59.95 | 91% | 2015-10-30 |
24452. | T6X3G (tuguldur_17) | 59.95 | 95% | 2023-09-21 |
24453. | Abbey (hollywood_undead_) | 59.95 | 92% | 2016-05-28 |
24454. | Steve (steve5731) | 59.95 | 94% | 2021-03-02 |
24455. | Elise (er12) | 59.95 | 96% | 2018-04-13 |
24456. | tin (tinronaldo) | 59.95 | 95% | 2011-06-14 |
24457. | will (wilster54) | 59.95 | 94% | 2012-09-13 |
24458. | J (xavvy) | 59.95 | 95% | 2012-06-12 |
24459. | Maria (mari718) | 59.95 | 96% | 2013-02-17 |
24460. | Colleen (coconut) | 59.95 | — | 2008-08-27 |
24461. | Bach (bachtieudiep) | 59.95 | 94% | 2014-11-21 |
24462. | Umair (umair121) | 59.94 | 94% | 2021-06-03 |
24463. | Reusable Cloud 9 (ps014) | 59.94 | 92% | 2014-04-16 |
24464. | Svenko (svenko) | 59.94 | 94% | 2012-04-29 |
24465. | salahaddin (mr3alah) | 59.94 | 90% | 2015-09-20 |
24466. | Martin (haisukaru) | 59.94 | 94% | 2018-11-28 |
24467. | DOTA (dotaism) | 59.94 | — | 2011-04-08 |
24468. | Xi (cenariusxz) | 59.94 | 94% | 2017-06-02 |
24469. | Cathy (aix1014) | 59.94 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
24470. | Mike (mikemetalll) | 59.93 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
24471. | Levi (famoosh) | 59.93 | 93% | 2013-06-16 |
24472. | NikiAtom (4beth_esda) | 59.93 | 99% | 2016-07-06 |
24473. | jmc (jmc728) | 59.93 | 96.3% | 2021-02-09 |
24474. | Rauhan (rauhan1998) | 59.93 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
24475. | James (tunny) | 59.93 | 89% | 2011-06-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |