Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5256. | Nishchay (nishchay5) | 49.50 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
5257. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 49.50 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
5258. | Azamat (zyntemirov) | 49.44 | 93% | 2017-10-25 |
5259. | Markus (markustelser) | 49.40 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
5260. | Anet (tenao) | 49.40 | 94% | 2020-08-14 |
5261. | ahmed (admica) | 49.38 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
5262. | SpicyCatGames (silverbolt777) | 49.38 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
5263. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 49.35 | 94% | 2020-06-19 |
5264. | leo (ytxqz) | 49.34 | 96% | 2020-06-18 |
5265. | nhim (chikiro) | 49.32 | 95% | 2019-12-26 |
5266. | Kieran (kibthegreat) | 49.31 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
5267. | Gurra (halogurra) | 49.29 | 93% | 2020-11-24 |
5268. | Light (gumboots) | 49.28 | 94% | 2020-03-25 |
5269. | Victor (velocity717) | 49.27 | 95% | 2018-10-12 |
5270. | SWAPNIL (swapnil326) | 49.27 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
5271. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 49.26 | 95% | 2021-08-14 |
5272. | Vincent (uincent) | 49.24 | 95% | 2018-04-01 |
5273. | TheEwaffle (theewaffle) | 49.24 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
5274. | Hermes (overwriter) | 49.22 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
5275. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 49.19 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
5276. | 10SlowFingers (aabhas) | 49.19 | 95% | 2020-06-01 |
5277. | Nate (npmaile) | 49.17 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
5278. | Limon (mhlimon) | 49.17 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
5279. | Red (diamondace) | 49.16 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
5280. | asf (rqew) | 49.16 | 94% | 2019-01-01 |
5281. | Ahmad (apathicss) | 49.14 | 92% | 2020-11-16 |
5282. | spacehrt (spacebop) | 49.13 | 92% | 2019-03-19 |
5283. | Ravindra (ravindrats) | 49.12 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
5284. | squash (squashcar) | 49.10 | 93% | 2020-12-18 |
5285. | no (pepo_kamal) | 49.09 | 93% | 2020-12-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |