As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9531. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 81.77 | 89% | 2016-04-27 |
9532. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 81.76 | 97.8% | 2023-10-15 |
9533. | m (flashyyy) | 81.76 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
9534. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 81.75 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
9535. | Shredrex (shredrex) | 81.74 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
9536. | Zeph (ringofonion) | 81.74 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
9537. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 81.74 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
9538. | kostrohan (kostrohan) | 81.73 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
9539. | Tommy (tommy567295) | 81.73 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
9540. | YoloswagCashMoney (yolo_s_wag) | 81.73 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
9541. | pktenshi (zettai) | 81.73 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
9542. | ghost (souls) | 81.73 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
9543. | maroon (hofgalmir) | 81.72 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
9544. | Ami (yuuami) | 81.72 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
9545. | a (suk_) | 81.72 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
9546. | WhyAlGorequotes (jaredboy85) | 81.72 | 96% | 2015-10-05 |
9547. | Ricky (iifading) | 81.71 | 93% | 2015-12-31 |
9548. | Toxi (toxi) | 81.71 | 86% | 2016-09-01 |
9549. | CalciumCarbonate (calcium_) | 81.70 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
9550. | Acnologia (acnologia_123) | 81.70 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
9551. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 81.70 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
9552. | KeyboardHater3838 (keyboard... | 81.69 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
9553. | Richard (richarddow) | 81.69 | 96.1% | 2023-11-26 |
9554. | Bryce (brycetifer) | 81.69 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
9555. | Cyber (alifarra) | 81.69 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
9556. | Tu (tuawesome) | 81.69 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
9557. | toudouche (seni42) | 81.69 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
9558. | Brock (brocky) | 81.69 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
9559. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 81.69 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
9560. | Faensoldemor (faensoldemor) | 81.69 | 95% | 2017-01-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |