As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11584. | Uttam (uttamakwana) | 76.59 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
11585. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
11586. | Peter (habibp) | 76.59 | 96.7% | 2023-10-13 |
11587. | Free Palestine ☄️ (adei... | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
11588. | Tom (t0mas_colemak) | 76.59 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
11589. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 76.59 | 99.3% | 2021-02-08 |
11590. | meme (mememanjeff) | 76.58 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
11591. | Chuoky (yula24) | 76.58 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
11592. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 76.58 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
11593. | Snail (snailspeeder) | 76.57 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
11594. | Hari (harimarella) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
11595. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 76.57 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
11596. | Anika (compass_girl) | 76.57 | 91% | 2017-01-02 |
11597. | Direwolf (abdelmoezhj) | 76.57 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
11598. | KinqCade (kinqcade) | 76.57 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
11599. | Tim (jeat) | 76.57 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
11600. | Tony (toekneee) | 76.56 | 94% | 2016-05-18 |
11601. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 76.56 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
11602. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 76.56 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
11603. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 76.56 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
11604. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 76.55 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
11605. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 76.55 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
11606. | Rushabh Kanadiya (guitarher... | 76.55 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
11607. | yal (yyal) | 76.55 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
11608. | Erik (erikletendre) | 76.55 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
11609. | Shahriar (sheri_mori) | 76.55 | 96% | 2017-01-16 |
11610. | Matrix (ss005) | 76.55 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
11611. | lap (roeloflucka2) | 76.54 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
11612. | slowAf (slow_af_dvorak) | 76.54 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
11613. | addi (addi888) | 76.54 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |