As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15345. | Chimova (chimova) | 67.24 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
15346. | Ashot (avagyanah) | 67.24 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
15347. | Mohammed (mohammed1_be) | 67.24 | 96.7% | 2021-02-25 |
15348. | Eduardo (xgoivo) | 67.24 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
15349. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 67.24 | 95% | 2016-08-21 |
15350. | Sivert (ivcasstiel) | 67.23 | 99% | 2017-09-30 |
15351. | Ayrton (ayrtonns) | 67.22 | 91% | 2015-12-16 |
15352. | J (typeracereeu9d) | 67.22 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
15353. | Zach (fullbright) | 67.22 | 92% | 2016-02-25 |
15354. | Neel (jydoenwat) | 67.22 | 95% | 2022-09-21 |
15355. | ShungitePeddler (jbragains) | 67.21 | 96.5% | 2024-01-23 |
15356. | Alec (1lec) | 67.21 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
15357. | Ser (juzser) | 67.21 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
15358. | testo (tillman1981) | 67.21 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
15359. | João (queiroz0189) | 67.21 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
15360. | beznum (beznum) | 67.21 | 94% | 2015-05-23 |
15361. | Tinkerino (tinkerino) | 67.20 | 92% | 2016-12-07 |
15362. | MrGamer (mrgamer197) | 67.20 | 94% | 2016-04-03 |
15363. | Eesa (eesa10) | 67.19 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
15364. | Ian (zzstatixzz) | 67.19 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
15365. | Christos (__christos__) | 67.19 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
15366. | Haris (undead_slayer) | 67.18 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
15367. | HarHarMahadev (abhis) | 67.18 | 97% | 2017-01-20 |
15368. | Josh (razor_sharp7) | 67.17 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
15369. | Viru (virulentis) | 67.17 | 95% | 2019-03-05 |
15370. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 67.17 | 95% | 2022-02-07 |
15371. | Krimson (krimson101) | 67.17 | 95% | 2022-07-26 |
15372. | Drunk (drunken72) | 67.17 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
15373. | fuzzed (fuzionite) | 67.17 | 92% | 2020-09-10 |
15374. | RayKuro (ray_kuro) | 67.17 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |