It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1786. | tyven (tyvenx2) | 83.01 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
1787. | Truvius (truvius) | 83.01 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
1788. | Owen (codeo) | 83.01 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
1789. | Harry (hazman) | 83.00 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
1790. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 83.00 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
1791. | Ingrid (ingrilledbeef) | 82.99 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
1792. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 82.96 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
1793. | Leon (leon22) | 82.95 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
1794. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 82.94 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
1795. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 82.94 | 99% | 2017-12-11 |
1796. | Jace (cake_mixd) | 82.93 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
1797. | Teegey (teegey) | 82.92 | 96% | 2017-10-29 |
1798. | Keenan (keenpeen) | 82.92 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
1799. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 82.91 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
1800. | Aidin (aidin177) | 82.91 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
1801. | shaan (khem92) | 82.91 | 99% | 2017-12-15 |
1802. | Teemu (teemuhai) | 82.90 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
1803. | Bling (noupdate) | 82.88 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
1804. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 82.85 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
1805. | moreclams (moreclams) | 82.85 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
1806. | Bon (buttlicker420) | 82.85 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
1807. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 82.83 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
1808. | cringer (typecringe) | 82.82 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
1809. | Colin (3geosyog) | 82.79 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
1810. | Muzakki (muzakkiha) | 82.78 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
1811. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 82.77 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
1812. | John (twentydollar) | 82.76 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
1813. | zig (gluegluglu) | 82.76 | 99% | 2017-11-29 |
1814. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 82.75 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
1815. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 82.73 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,926 | 81.81 | August 27, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 61.69 | August 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |