You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
732. | 😇 (fourfingerz) | 97.52 | 99% | 2020-04-07 |
733. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 97.52 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
734. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 97.51 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
735. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 97.51 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
736. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 97.49 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
737. | Classic (classicscrub) | 97.38 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
738. | Sharon (shrango) | 97.37 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
739. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 97.28 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
740. | Zhengis (zangatang) | 97.27 | 99% | 2020-12-11 |
741. | Poops (poops_magee) | 97.27 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
742. | Lindy (killai) | 97.21 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
743. | hi cutie (an66atwork) | 97.21 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
744. | terence (youdecipher2) | 97.20 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
745. | Craig (carsley) | 97.20 | 99% | 2018-01-08 |
746. | Yorugata (muyen) | 97.17 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
747. | 😎 (armortec) | 97.17 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
748. | sawyer (tdsg) | 97.14 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
749. | Teh (tehtehteh) | 97.10 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
750. | Niels (picturetheory) | 97.07 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
751. | Ronnie (onie12) | 97.05 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
752. | Cosmic (aji3) | 97.00 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
753. | cringer (typecringe) | 96.98 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
754. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 96.96 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
755. | (macieje) | 96.95 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
756. | Nakuj (nakuj) | 96.95 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
757. | Timo (urmaul) | 96.94 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
758. | Kacper (frgtn) | 96.90 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
759. | jeff-sama makes me sad (vfc... | 96.87 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
760. | world man (fricked) | 96.86 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
761. | Bruce (bruceboy1985) | 96.78 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |