As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4310. | Mizune (mizune) | 97.75 | 93% | 2015-04-17 |
4311. | Junya (junia) | 97.75 | 93% | 2015-06-14 |
4312. | 774 (nanasi_t) | 97.74 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
4313. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 97.74 | 99% | 2023-07-17 |
4314. | JC (stoleyourjams) | 97.73 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
4315. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 97.73 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
4316. | Mark (colemakmark) | 97.73 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
4317. | amebda (fookusa) | 97.73 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
4318. | Aidan (bridgethegap) | 97.72 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
4319. | BinSchnitzel (binschnitzel) | 97.72 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
4320. | L.in.k (xquyen) | 97.72 | 98% | 2023-11-13 |
4321. | Here you go (hereugo) | 97.72 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
4322. | Sean (uziraff) | 97.72 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
4323. | David (dlo3) | 97.72 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
4324. | melanie (melanie2525) | 97.72 | 95% | 2015-07-12 |
4325. | Alex (revl8er) | 97.70 | 98% | 2016-02-09 |
4326. | Roo (trepur349) | 97.69 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
4327. | W (wbhizzle7) | 97.69 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
4328. | Bryce (molohov) | 97.69 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
4329. | swng (swng) | 97.69 | 96% | 2015-07-10 |
4330. | mosab (mosabreda) | 97.68 | 99% | 2023-10-01 |
4331. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 97.68 | 98.8% | 2023-10-31 |
4332. | Spookeh (spookeeh) | 97.68 | 91% | 2016-07-09 |
4333. | Elizabeth (bebecam) | 97.67 | 95% | 2017-05-03 |
4334. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 97.67 | 99% | 2023-10-21 |
4335. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 97.67 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
4336. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 97.67 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
4337. | stagadoosh (stagadoosh) | 97.67 | 96% | 2017-05-27 |
4338. | sush (hungig) | 97.66 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
4339. | Ren (saigaren) | 97.66 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |