So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8962. | Andy (sheva370) | 87.47 | 91% | 2012-01-15 |
8963. | Arkkant (r4nd4ll) | 87.47 | 98% | 2013-11-12 |
8964. | Damian (strolen) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
8965. | Pavel (lmperius) | 87.46 | 97.4% | 2023-10-19 |
8966. | John (been58) | 87.46 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
8967. | Ashley (huangash) | 87.46 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
8968. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 87.45 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
8969. | j (jjsiracha) | 87.45 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
8970. | Connor DVORAK (deepwaterbus) | 87.45 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
8971. | Renaldy (renaldy) | 87.44 | 94% | 2012-09-17 |
8972. | Artem (gushinartem) | 87.44 | 95% | 2021-10-20 |
8973. | いつき (huywee) | 87.44 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
8974. | Gartz (gartz) | 87.44 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
8975. | Chris (sirctseb) | 87.44 | 94% | 2011-09-22 |
8976. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 87.44 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
8977. | Robert (lonewulf92) | 87.44 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
8978. | swng (swng) | 87.43 | 99% | 2015-12-25 |
8979. | Ray (mray) | 87.43 | 92% | 2014-09-05 |
8980. | Joeart (joeart) | 87.43 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
8981. | Jack (jackc) | 87.43 | — | 2010-07-31 |
8982. | Tom (tombertoli) | 87.42 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
8983. | jacob (jacob_hrtn) | 87.41 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
8984. | mtrc (mdkotlik) | 87.41 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
8985. | milk (milk1000) | 87.41 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
8986. | Frederic (josh4406) | 87.41 | 92% | 2014-05-08 |
8987. | Hejie (hejie023) | 87.41 | 96% | 2013-11-04 |
8988. | Jose (1leggedhorse) | 87.41 | 93% | 2015-11-08 |
8989. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 87.40 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
8990. | aislan (aislan) | 87.40 | 99% | 2013-07-12 |
8991. | yeeth (yeeth_) | 87.39 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |