As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19321. | Ezic (ezic) | 56.74 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
19322. | Milos (milos_179) | 56.73 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
19323. | darth_ (darth_) | 56.73 | 94% | 2021-12-21 |
19324. | Otto (o2despo) | 56.73 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
19325. | mostafa (mostafa_tantawy) | 56.72 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
19326. | Cal (mrbegon) | 56.72 | 94% | 2021-10-25 |
19327. | Judd (ohcleverpseudonym) | 56.71 | 90% | 2015-07-09 |
19328. | Matthew (matte_black) | 56.71 | 93% | 2019-09-10 |
19329. | Joseph (techvideomaster) | 56.71 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
19330. | Faris (silverskied) | 56.71 | 95.7% | 2021-02-18 |
19331. | Zaid (zaidnashihamin) | 56.70 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
19332. | Hailey (bobthetem) | 56.70 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
19333. | LaPatatas (mp_fourthreeone) | 56.70 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
19334. | R. (yeetertheskeeter) | 56.70 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
19335. | Boing42 (boing42) | 56.70 | 95% | 2021-06-29 |
19336. | Parker (romadhan) | 56.70 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
19337. | Emil (zelciux) | 56.69 | 84% | 2017-05-14 |
19338. | sus99hant (sus99hant) | 56.69 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
19339. | Rohan (darklyspaced) | 56.69 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
19340. | Macsmasher (macsmasher) | 56.69 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
19341. | Bobby (duckstep43) | 56.69 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
19342. | pamm991 (pamm991) | 56.68 | 96.8% | 2023-11-02 |
19343. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 56.68 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
19344. | Sourav (sourav_malo) | 56.68 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
19345. | Raditya (raditya98) | 56.68 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
19346. | lilnfh (hk_l) | 56.68 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
19347. | GERALD (hackerxxx0021) | 56.68 | 90% | 2015-08-13 |
19348. | Abdelrahman (ashalaby) | 56.67 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
19349. | Shakir (rikahs) | 56.67 | 96.4% | 2021-02-20 |
19350. | issac (tanthanhkaka) | 56.67 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |