So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18758. | Ninja (ninjanahin) | 69.30 | 91% | 2012-09-02 |
18759. | Michi (damike) | 69.30 | 98% | 2013-01-30 |
18760. | Jack (jackshadow) | 69.29 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
18761. | rayra (rayra24) | 69.29 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
18762. | handover (handover) | 69.29 | — | 2011-01-06 |
18763. | Fernando (dragon_reaper99) | 69.29 | — | 2010-06-18 |
18764. | Steve (stevie169) | 69.28 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
18765. | iconic (ganic) | 69.28 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
18766. | Leen (leengh) | 69.28 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
18767. | blaze (blaise) | 69.28 | — | 2009-03-11 |
18768. | Joosep (aktos) | 69.27 | 93.9% | 2021-02-17 |
18769. | Nick (shiningspark) | 69.27 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
18770. | Speed (greatfighter4) | 69.27 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
18771. | FixioMG (fixio) | 69.27 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
18772. | Joe (alloy) | 69.27 | — | 2008-12-11 |
18773. | Venki (itzmesriram) | 69.27 | — | 2011-01-07 |
18774. | weeAzuL (weeazul) | 69.26 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
18775. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
18776. | CESAR (cesarg) | 69.26 | — | 2010-08-26 |
18777. | happily (sudala) | 69.26 | 96% | 2011-11-11 |
18778. | Michael (biscoln) | 69.26 | 86% | 2013-11-10 |
18779. | Erick (strosekd) | 69.26 | 91% | 2014-06-11 |
18780. | socialrecluse (socialracer) | 69.26 | 98% | 2014-12-03 |
18781. | Rian (m_rap) | 69.26 | 99% | 2015-07-01 |
18782. | Teegnas (khatri1) | 69.26 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
18783. | Gillian (gilz242) | 69.26 | 92% | 2011-06-27 |
18784. | Control (controlpanel) | 69.26 | — | 2009-05-28 |
18785. | iquee (jeptha) | 69.25 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
18786. | Mac (mactyler) | 69.25 | — | 2009-09-26 |
18787. | Piyush (piyush27) | 69.25 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |