So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11129. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 82.82 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
11130. | Silvana (silvanapq) | 82.82 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
11131. | Aaron (zarjanda) | 82.82 | 97% | 2013-02-19 |
11132. | Lam (yypsdennis) | 82.82 | — | 2009-05-22 |
11133. | 🦍Dead Memes🦍 (rottenf... | 82.82 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
11134. | R (vivavee) | 82.81 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
11135. | epic (epicrako123) | 82.81 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
11136. | mauvieira (mauvieira) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
11137. | Cthulhu (cthulhu) | 82.81 | — | 2011-01-29 |
11138. | J (saviorf) | 82.81 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
11139. | 𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕... | 82.80 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
11140. | Sean (seansmk17) | 82.80 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
11141. | Im (tmarrero) | 82.80 | 94% | 2013-10-08 |
11142. | Rommel (thetyper09) | 82.80 | 94% | 2012-08-10 |
11143. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 82.80 | 100% | 2014-10-24 |
11144. | Killbane (bnsoni) | 82.80 | 99% | 2013-09-11 |
11145. | simonator (realsimonator) | 82.79 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
11146. | streamix (streamix) | 82.79 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
11147. | Damn (dammmson) | 82.79 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
11148. | Cyber (lilcyber) | 82.79 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
11149. | Wessneroo (wessneroo) | 82.79 | 94% | 2015-02-17 |
11150. | Jessica (anome) | 82.79 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
11151. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 82.79 | 96% | 2014-07-12 |
11152. | Snger (jim_my) | 82.78 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
11153. | Dominick (personary) | 82.78 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
11154. | alpha (ancplaehh) | 82.78 | 84% | 2012-02-26 |
11155. | Daniel (zenity) | 82.77 | 95% | 2014-05-08 |
11156. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 82.77 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
11157. | Dudeyay (dudeyay) | 82.77 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
11158. | Nerd Typist (nonquit_accuracy) | 82.77 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |