As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17013. | Nathaniel (niel1003) | 63.21 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
17014. | Debdip Das (dipto_debdip) | 63.19 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
17015. | Lefter (lefter99) | 63.19 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
17016. | Dishant (dishant_10) | 63.19 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
17017. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 63.19 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
17018. | Sarab (aujlasarab) | 63.19 | 90% | 2015-09-27 |
17019. | Max (the_maxinater) | 63.18 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
17020. | IzzyP (izzyp13) | 63.18 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
17021. | Independent (independent) | 63.18 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
17022. | dayy (lordie) | 63.17 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
17023. | Lune (debshot_883) | 63.17 | 95% | 2021-02-18 |
17024. | pankaj (arya1pankaj) | 63.16 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
17025. | sunshine (chellenyasmin) | 63.16 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
17026. | GreenUmbrella (greenumbrella) | 63.15 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
17027. | Uriel (uriel1217) | 63.15 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
17028. | Jatin (jatin19902017) | 63.15 | 98% | 2016-03-01 |
17029. | Shreya (squgeim) | 63.14 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
17030. | Ian (matcher23) | 63.14 | 89% | 2016-05-04 |
17031. | lil (lilgolem) | 63.13 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
17032. | (amithps66) | 63.13 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
17033. | Sohan (alphasd) | 63.13 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
17034. | Mitsuha (mitsuha5231) | 63.12 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
17035. | Jay (jmackencheese) | 63.12 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
17036. | DP (dragonphoenix) | 63.12 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
17037. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 63.12 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
17038. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 63.12 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
17039. | S3LVA (r06ramanat) | 63.12 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
17040. | Mazak (mazak) | 63.12 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
17041. | sp1cyl1ght (sp1cyl1ght) | 63.11 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
17042. | mayn (mayn65) | 63.11 | 94% | 2022-09-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |