As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12845. | Darkkiller12 (darkkiller12) | 73.53 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
12846. | mj (ilangshot) | 73.52 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
12847. | Fim (weirdbot) | 73.51 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
12848. | Andrea (tinola) | 73.51 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
12849. | imakemanymistakes (imakeman... | 73.51 | 96.5% | 2021-03-01 |
12850. | niven (niven_11) | 73.51 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
12851. | DukeOrso (grim_rimmer) | 73.50 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
12852. | Abhay (abhaynayar) | 73.50 | 97.1% | 2021-02-27 |
12853. | Ronald (ronladred) | 73.50 | 96% | 2015-05-12 |
12854. | Tsumiki (otakutaco12) | 73.50 | 89% | 2016-06-22 |
12855. | Hamidreza (cih2001) | 73.49 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
12856. | Artistic (artisticcloud) | 73.49 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
12857. | char (chuckyslick) | 73.49 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
12858. | qwerty (anoop208) | 73.49 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
12859. | HoangH7 (h7starlight) | 73.49 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
12860. | Michael (macdomantay) | 73.49 | 95% | 2015-06-10 |
12861. | Aaron (sonofafemaledog) | 73.48 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
12862. | Cedric (cedric_f) | 73.48 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
12863. | abcno1 (abcno1) | 73.48 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
12864. | Ramon (tunetyper) | 73.48 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
12865. | Shizou (shizou) | 73.48 | 96% | 2016-02-03 |
12866. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 73.48 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
12867. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 73.48 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
12868. | Glitch (issaglitch) | 73.47 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
12869. | superapple3 (ayushmaan) | 73.47 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
12870. | ATRAN (atranhehe) | 73.47 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
12871. | Viishied (viishied) | 73.47 | 94% | 2015-10-16 |
12872. | kraken (pronto1) | 73.46 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
12873. | Kanimet0 (kanimet0) | 73.46 | 96% | 2024-01-30 |
12874. | Lyric (lyric39) | 73.46 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |