As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11239. | Sandy (redsuns1) | 77.58 | 95% | 2017-06-28 |
11240. | Binbin (nibnib) | 77.58 | 93% | 2016-03-08 |
11241. | Anjith (iamanjithsasindran) | 77.58 | 94% | 2015-04-26 |
11242. | Mark (redblacktiger) | 77.57 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
11243. | Marko (sluggm) | 77.57 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
11244. | Anye (farmerfred) | 77.56 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
11245. | Berkan (berkanss) | 77.56 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
11246. | Josh (gynlaw) | 77.56 | 93% | 2016-03-14 |
11247. | DF (df__) | 77.56 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
11248. | Omar (preachy) | 77.55 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
11249. | al (alex5a) | 77.55 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
11250. | Samenodin Sarip (samsarip) | 77.55 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
11251. | Ciarbin (ciarbin) | 77.55 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
11252. | Lucas (lugier) | 77.55 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
11253. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 77.55 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
11254. | Rick (bambinooo) | 77.55 | 95% | 2015-11-10 |
11255. | Nelson (sofakinghawt69420) | 77.54 | 98.1% | 2024-01-09 |
11256. | casualcarter (casualcarter) | 77.54 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
11257. | Deltan (deltan) | 77.54 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
11258. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 77.54 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
11259. | Rubo (ruben_ispir) | 77.54 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
11260. | Jhun Chester (jaycel19) | 77.54 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
11261. | typemonster (sophus0308) | 77.54 | 90% | 2015-12-11 |
11262. | stijn (stimixer) | 77.54 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
11263. | angrathar (angrathar) | 77.54 | 95% | 2015-07-20 |
11264. | Albert (jabamabird) | 77.53 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
11265. | Bob (bacoun) | 77.52 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
11266. | Alberto (thearod5) | 77.52 | 97.6% | 2024-03-05 |
11267. | Jun (junseo1216) | 77.52 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
11268. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 77.51 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |