As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14261. | Douglas (douglasmm24) | 70.11 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
14262. | Rob (hiddensharigan02) | 70.10 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
14263. | Aashish (albatross007) | 70.10 | 97.4% | 2023-10-10 |
14264. | Jade (hlhd2310) | 70.10 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
14265. | Abada (abada) | 70.09 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
14266. | Jin (jin_dwarf) | 70.09 | 93% | 2015-05-01 |
14267. | Mandrej (mandrejchan) | 70.09 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
14268. | ws (wdsyywd) | 70.09 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
14269. | booger (boogerbuttcheeks) | 70.09 | 93% | 2015-04-07 |
14270. | Gon (frixgon) | 70.09 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
14271. | Lily (lilyyma16) | 70.09 | 91% | 2016-08-31 |
14272. | Christiano (christiano_rona... | 70.08 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
14273. | tony (brusselssprouts) | 70.08 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
14274. | Nguyễn Nhâm (nhamtan) | 70.08 | 94% | 2021-03-02 |
14275. | Lord Saha (lordsaha) | 70.08 | 94% | 2016-11-09 |
14276. | Nathaniel (engage) | 70.08 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
14277. | Steph (sosteph12) | 70.07 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
14278. | snowdenwald (snowdenwald) | 70.07 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
14279. | Simon (sifreshz) | 70.07 | 95% | 2016-06-29 |
14280. | krabbos (krabbos) | 70.07 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
14281. | Ronald (jessepinkman) | 70.07 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
14282. | Elen (eliivapuu) | 70.06 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
14283. | The (the_smg) | 70.06 | 94% | 2023-07-08 |
14284. | Peter (beterbread) | 70.06 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
14285. | Tai (letientai299) | 70.06 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
14286. | Robert (rmuehler) | 70.06 | 94% | 2016-01-09 |
14287. | Micky (thetruetragic) | 70.06 | 90% | 2016-04-20 |
14288. | spargy (spargy) | 70.06 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
14289. | Patman (quachyducky) | 70.05 | 93% | 2015-08-19 |
14290. | rupace (typer_ace111) | 70.05 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |