I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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806. | Crax (craxypt) | 93.51 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
807. | Timmy (chet09) | 93.50 | 98.9% | 2024-03-19 |
808. | laza (lazaabt) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
809. | powd3r (powd3r) | 93.50 | 96% | 2024-02-21 |
810. | urboy (guddaysir) | 93.48 | 96.2% | 2023-12-08 |
811. | Silingas (trustys) | 93.44 | 98% | 2024-01-11 |
812. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 93.43 | 99.1% | 2023-12-12 |
813. | qweqwe (qweu) | 93.39 | 98% | 2024-02-23 |
814. | Julia (strangerinthealps) | 93.39 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
815. | Lance (l_nce) | 93.36 | 95.7% | 2023-12-29 |
816. | Here you go (hereugo) | 93.34 | 97% | 2024-02-13 |
817. | Grace Bernelli (grace_berne... | 93.34 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
818. | RH (rhrahulhaldar) | 93.33 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
819. | tstats[gOeY] (goeynom) | 93.32 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
820. | ScottieDont (scottiedont) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
821. | satwik (satwik_060) | 93.29 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
822. | SLSL (slslz) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
823. | Jesse (sarrod) | 93.26 | 95.4% | 2024-05-10 |
824. | lucktale (lucktale) | 93.23 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
825. | brianhz (brianhz) | 93.17 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
826. | Austin (0x13ba) | 93.16 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
827. | H4ndss (h4ndss1) | 93.15 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
828. | TT (ttplaya_02) | 93.07 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
829. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 92.98 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
830. | sytzez (sytzez) | 92.98 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
831. | ed (edwardb) | 92.88 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
832. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 92.84 | 96% | 2024-04-23 |
833. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 92.84 | 97% | 2023-09-30 |
834. | Star (starfire0001) | 92.81 | 98% | 2023-11-16 |
835. | Tornike (neelazviadi) | 92.72 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |