So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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26423. | reilly (reillyfeathers) | 56.75 | 98% | 2015-12-28 |
26424. | I1 (bbstarfish) | 56.75 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
26425. | Neel (neelmehta247) | 56.75 | 95.6% | 2021-02-18 |
26426. | Nollikino (nollikino) | 56.75 | 93% | 2014-03-17 |
26427. | No (jopear) | 56.75 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
26428. | Munu (mrlittleone) | 56.75 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
26429. | Lyaral (lyaral) | 56.75 | 97% | 2012-10-27 |
26430. | Zong (evynzx) | 56.75 | 96% | 2013-08-12 |
26431. | Ashish (ashishkr004) | 56.75 | 94% | 2013-12-21 |
26432. | Tyson (tysontn) | 56.74 | 94% | 2019-11-30 |
26433. | TB (dzikriad) | 56.74 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
26434. | Eric (etwijaya) | 56.74 | 90% | 2013-11-16 |
26435. | Sotos (sotos_header) | 56.73 | 94% | 2022-12-26 |
26436. | Hauk (hauksort) | 56.73 | 92% | 2014-08-23 |
26437. | Juan (juwan.najera17@outloo... | 56.73 | 94% | 2015-08-10 |
26438. | nilesh (nek_0705) | 56.73 | — | 2008-12-27 |
26439. | Michal (wojas32) | 56.72 | 93% | 2023-03-10 |
26440. | SLSL (slslz) | 56.72 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
26441. | Akoi (akoi) | 56.72 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
26442. | lejo (lejo5356) | 56.72 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
26443. | WI (apni) | 56.72 | 93% | 2015-12-02 |
26444. | Degritha (degritharlr) | 56.72 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
26445. | Fri5day (wongkokpin) | 56.72 | 87% | 2015-02-09 |
26446. | The (the_learning_savage) | 56.71 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
26447. | akeel (akeel001) | 56.71 | 96.3% | 2021-02-19 |
26448. | fateh (fateh_1987) | 56.71 | 98% | 2014-12-13 |
26449. | super (mansuper) | 56.71 | — | 2009-02-04 |
26450. | Alberto (alvalanche) | 56.71 | — | 2009-07-31 |
26451. | Aditya (someone_me) | 56.70 | 95% | 2023-07-28 |
26452. | Justin (dainese) | 56.70 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |