So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12965. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 79.40 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
12966. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 79.40 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
12967. | Ofito (ofito) | 79.40 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
12968. | Pisces (musicfan) | 79.40 | 97% | 2013-10-31 |
12969. | coldcoldmanga (coldcoldmanga) | 79.39 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
12970. | BitterGourd (bittergourd123) | 79.39 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
12971. | helvetica (helvetica) | 79.39 | 92% | 2014-08-16 |
12972. | Zalda (zalda) | 79.38 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
12973. | F5 (phf5) | 79.38 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
12974. | Matthew (mattkim217) | 79.38 | 91% | 2016-12-19 |
12975. | Danilo (sparda) | 79.37 | — | 2009-02-10 |
12976. | Ultima (flasherx) | 79.36 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
12977. | Mehti (lylehti) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
12978. | Hailee (haileeshower) | 79.36 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
12979. | Vineel (yvineelatiitbbs) | 79.36 | 97% | 2012-11-18 |
12980. | Coty (lord_sky) | 79.36 | — | 2009-08-13 |
12981. | Apekelts (apeklets) | 79.35 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
12982. | calum (calousime) | 79.35 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
12983. | Wawa (wawasc) | 79.35 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
12984. | Steven (sjtypes) | 79.35 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
12985. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 79.35 | 100% | 2021-10-03 |
12986. | Naveen (kaizoku156) | 79.35 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
12987. | H4rdStyl3z (h4rdstyl3z) | 79.35 | 97% | 2013-02-03 |
12988. | Marcelo (idlebot) | 79.35 | 94% | 2015-10-24 |
12989. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 79.35 | 99% | 2019-05-03 |
12990. | yo (doei) | 79.35 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
12991. | Sanal (sanal123) | 79.34 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
12992. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 79.34 | 96.3% | 2021-02-25 |
12993. | a (nhap96) | 79.34 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
12994. | 黒猫 (kfmfe04) | 79.34 | 97% | 2014-01-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |