As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7620. | Vojtěch (hudvoj) | 86.91 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
7621. | rome (1ensh1) | 86.90 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
7622. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 86.90 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
7623. | Vetle (havresekken) | 86.90 | 90% | 2016-06-26 |
7624. | David Lex (davidjohnston15) | 86.90 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
7625. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 86.89 | 97% | 2024-05-26 |
7626. | elnino (elnio2803) | 86.89 | 96.5% | 2023-12-06 |
7627. | Trent (trent9j12) | 86.89 | 96% | 2016-03-20 |
7628. | Rowen Roel (borgons) | 86.89 | 94% | 2017-02-23 |
7629. | shebaw (shebaw) | 86.89 | 94% | 2016-08-10 |
7630. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 86.89 | 97% | 2016-12-13 |
7631. | Nicholas (nicholaswong03) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
7632. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 86.88 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
7633. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 86.88 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
7634. | Roy (lordkite) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
7635. | AccomplishedVacation (walie) | 86.88 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
7636. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 86.87 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
7637. | Vladizlav (simbernal) | 86.87 | 93% | 2015-12-30 |
7638. | Dyer_Colemak (dyer500) | 86.86 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
7639. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
7640. | Maxim (kiwihd) | 86.86 | 96% | 2017-05-03 |
7641. | r (arcy) | 86.86 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
7642. | Rall (raullll) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
7643. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 86.86 | 99.5% | 2023-09-29 |
7644. | Floko11 (floko11) | 86.86 | 96% | 2016-10-08 |
7645. | defski (bonkaholic) | 86.85 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
7646. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 86.84 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
7647. | cheer (charliewi) | 86.84 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
7648. | Ryan (thief60) | 86.84 | 100% | 2018-07-18 |
7649. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 86.84 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |