As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13221. | marshal (sharpie0101) | 72.49 | 92% | 2015-05-07 |
13222. | Mekrigen (mekrigen) | 72.49 | 97% | 2024-03-01 |
13223. | reasonable (reasonablegoat) | 72.48 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
13224. | Austin (bossmw2player11) | 72.48 | 89% | 2016-02-10 |
13225. | gechleng (ngorgechleng) | 72.48 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
13226. | Mel (nc0de) | 72.48 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
13227. | Johnny (boneritis) | 72.48 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
13228. | Vince (vinceu15) | 72.48 | 95% | 2015-07-07 |
13229. | king (kingclem) | 72.47 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
13230. | A (a_fish) | 72.47 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
13231. | Shibasis (ship9x) | 72.47 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
13232. | FoxMcWeezer (foxmcweezer) | 72.47 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
13233. | fyda was here (cthuihu) | 72.47 | 95% | 2018-03-31 |
13234. | Andrés (andreslpza) | 72.47 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
13235. | Ravindra (ravindrats) | 72.47 | 100% | 2022-01-03 |
13236. | Leah (frenchiefrie) | 72.47 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
13237. | mil (you_sorta_sus) | 72.46 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
13238. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 72.46 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
13239. | Xun (xunboyy) | 72.46 | 98% | 2016-10-12 |
13240. | prithvi (vihanvek) | 72.46 | 90% | 2016-08-20 |
13241. | Hyunee (shlee) | 72.46 | 95% | 2019-08-09 |
13242. | Nice (crusherbg) | 72.45 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
13243. | Petar (petar17) | 72.45 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
13244. | Bingsong (bingsongbingsong) | 72.45 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
13245. | Effie (blatherskite) | 72.45 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
13246. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 72.45 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
13247. | Sergey (serg123) | 72.45 | 95% | 2016-01-03 |
13248. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 72.45 | 98% | 2016-07-06 |
13249. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 72.44 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
13250. | kenny (kennyabitua) | 72.44 | 91% | 2016-01-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |