And now for a brief public service announcement: alligators. Can they kill your children? Yes. Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be: swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.
—from Welcome to Night Vale, a other by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor
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| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,954 | 78.57 | January 14, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 97.46 | March 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 76.00 | September 21, 2020 |