As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13058. | Dennis (elru) | 73.05 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
13059. | zoo (zoo868e) | 73.04 | 98.1% | 2023-10-21 |
13060. | Alpha (pantomime) | 73.04 | 93% | 2015-12-28 |
13061. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 73.04 | 99% | 2017-07-20 |
13062. | tstats[umartangent2] (umart... | 73.03 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
13063. | Mangal (mangal92) | 73.03 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
13064. | Paul (paulcreenis) | 73.03 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
13065. | DUBU (dubu_6) | 73.03 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
13066. | rat (rakend) | 73.03 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
13067. | ngelnjel (ngelnjel) | 73.02 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
13068. | Katie (k4tie) | 73.01 | 97.1% | 2023-10-12 |
13069. | John (johnlorac) | 73.01 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
13070. | eran (eran_raviv) | 73.01 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
13071. | Omar (omaratri) | 73.01 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
13072. | Abhas (imabhas) | 73.01 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
13073. | mgamble (mgamble) | 73.01 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
13074. | Terence (notterrence) | 73.00 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
13075. | Alejandro (transferable) | 73.00 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
13076. | Akagami (terror33) | 73.00 | 93% | 2015-07-02 |
13077. | Blake (samuryon) | 73.00 | 96% | 2017-01-13 |
13078. | Ramiro (wolfeinnsteein) | 72.99 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
13079. | Isaac (reticence) | 72.99 | 94% | 2017-06-01 |
13080. | jc.ekrem (jc_ekrem) | 72.98 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
13081. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 72.98 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
13082. | Suman (suman1998) | 72.98 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
13083. | Kyle (kthom925) | 72.97 | 91% | 2015-05-31 |
13084. | IG☢R (_igor_) | 72.97 | 99% | 2015-09-11 |
13085. | Ab (abdir) | 72.97 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
13086. | Type (type_resing) | 72.97 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
13087. | myscloud (myscloud) | 72.97 | 93% | 2015-11-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |