The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7009. | Taylor (trob388) | 95.88 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
7010. | Jeff (jeffcolv) | 95.88 | 89% | 2014-06-10 |
7011. | Bronny (lbjturnup) | 95.87 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
7012. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 95.87 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
7013. | Cristobal Zarco (boomer_tor... | 95.87 | 99% | 2021-10-13 |
7014. | WhyAlGorequotes (jaredboy85) | 95.87 | 100% | 2016-03-02 |
7015. | DropTables("Users") (batter... | 95.87 | 96% | 2015-02-10 |
7016. | Mark (markadsp) | 95.86 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
7017. | Ma (thyassasin98) | 95.86 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
7018. | J (akntmzjtj) | 95.86 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
7019. | arena (arenacloser204) | 95.86 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
7020. | truecoatcrew (truecoatcrew) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
7021. | josh (josh1248) | 95.85 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
7022. | B( . Y . )BS (100accuracy) | 95.85 | 95% | 2012-09-08 |
7023. | hello1 (hello1) | 95.85 | — | 2009-04-10 |
7024. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 95.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
7025. | . (offoff) | 95.83 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
7026. | whitemary (whitemary) | 95.83 | 94% | 2013-08-07 |
7027. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 95.83 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
7028. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 95.82 | 98% | 2016-07-30 |
7029. | jhk (kersjam) | 95.82 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
7030. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 95.82 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
7031. | Dave (daveee) | 95.81 | 93% | 2014-05-06 |
7032. | Nick (pakman) | 95.81 | — | 2008-12-23 |
7033. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 95.81 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
7034. | Shagnik (shagnik) | 95.81 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
7035. | Andrew (andrewykim528) | 95.80 | 97.7% | 2021-02-28 |
7036. | Anthony (burner17) | 95.80 | 97% | 2016-12-11 |
7037. | Wasabi (wasabiattack) | 95.80 | 98% | 2012-07-01 |
7038. | Rokas (turkas) | 95.79 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |