So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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31267. | Monique (moepike84) | 47.33 | 94% | 2012-12-03 |
31268. | ha (htnga) | 47.33 | — | 2009-02-21 |
31269. | Sean (sleamy) | 47.32 | 87% | 2016-01-18 |
31270. | Maverick (touchtypeftw) | 47.32 | 90% | 2016-10-12 |
31271. | Amoon (_amoon19) | 47.31 | 97.6% | 2021-02-23 |
31272. | Jarmo Ö(Treehug) (celebria... | 47.31 | 91% | 2015-07-17 |
31273. | "(◕‿◕)" (rocky_pogi) | 47.31 | 91% | 2011-11-07 |
31274. | glenn (glenn25) | 47.31 | 92% | 2012-02-03 |
31275. | camille (camisama_) | 47.30 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
31276. | Ag (agshaidun) | 47.30 | 86% | 2014-01-25 |
31277. | Storm (w0296) | 47.29 | 94% | 2012-07-17 |
31278. | tejas (tshah104350) | 47.29 | 85% | 2015-03-18 |
31279. | Wes (slopoke) | 47.29 | — | 2010-01-21 |
31280. | Sai (dsairam17) | 47.29 | 89% | 2016-03-04 |
31281. | drex (disclaimer37) | 47.29 | 94% | 2011-05-10 |
31282. | ✌︎Clayze (caleb_higared... | 47.29 | 92% | 2016-02-25 |
31283. | Sebastian (sebastigan) | 47.28 | 84% | 2013-12-22 |
31284. | shinto (shintocv) | 47.28 | — | 2010-07-03 |
31285. | q4say (q4say) | 47.28 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
31286. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 47.28 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
31287. | Văn Thái (zeroenergy65) | 47.28 | 90% | 2014-09-18 |
31288. | Chau (zaracastle) | 47.28 | — | 2009-03-29 |
31289. | Amrit (amrit21894) | 47.28 | 89% | 2012-09-14 |
31290. | Annette (ahhooah) | 47.27 | 95% | 2015-05-23 |
31291. | Tanishq (lovely_singh) | 47.27 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
31292. | L (laumann) | 47.27 | — | 2009-06-07 |
31293. | Anthony (teamxbladez) | 47.27 | — | 2009-03-02 |
31294. | wolfy (micky3016) | 47.27 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
31295. | Seya (kisg) | 47.27 | 97% | 2013-10-28 |
31296. | Jackie (jherrlin) | 47.27 | 95% | 2012-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |