Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since June 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
2920. | Capy (capyasaurus) | 77.25 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
2921. | Sweaty Palms (drunkpleb) | 77.25 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
2922. | Emasity (emasity) | 77.24 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
2923. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 77.23 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
2924. | Cereal (krncereal) | 77.21 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
2925. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 77.20 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
2926. | Jack (jackman99352) | 77.20 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
2927. | Stephen (maddogsf) | 77.19 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
2928. | Check (checkmunza) | 77.19 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
2929. | Winnie (likeastaracrossmysky) | 77.17 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
2930. | Osani (osan1) | 77.17 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
2931. | Claudia (claudia215) | 77.13 | 96% | 2017-07-30 |
2932. | Anh (fujiwarakazuki) | 77.12 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
2933. | charlotte (chbgpy) | 77.10 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
2934. | Jave (killer8hyper) | 77.10 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
2935. | ed72 (ed72) | 77.10 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
2936. | :| (pyrochild) | 77.09 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
2937. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 77.08 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
2938. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 77.08 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
2939. | Sweet (sweetrevengee) | 77.07 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
2940. | Sarah (smrismael) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
2941. | pol (poooool) | 77.07 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
2942. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 77.07 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
2943. | James (nbenz) | 77.04 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
2944. | Aquarios (soirauge) | 77.04 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
2945. | Marcin (marzelin) | 77.04 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
2946. | MS (damanthc) | 77.02 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
2947. | Harper (harpear) | 77.02 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
2948. | Darcon (otmetz) | 77.02 | 95% | 2020-05-30 |
2949. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 77.02 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |