Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2323. | Hi (jxjx) | 76.39 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
2324. | Almer (almersafara) | 76.38 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
2325. | Vyper (vyperx) | 76.38 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
2326. | Dragon (willy2019) | 76.38 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
2327. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
2328. | The (the_learning_savage) | 76.34 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
2329. | Derang (derang) | 76.33 | 97% | 2018-08-05 |
2330. | I love goth girls (joehands... | 76.33 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
2331. | Aodhรกn (mccrozier) | 76.32 | 95% | 2018-08-04 |
2332. | Yoav (yoavjm) | 76.31 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
2333. | Blase (blase83) | 76.31 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
2334. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 76.30 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
2335. | Sheianne (sheianneisaboy) | 76.30 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
2336. | practice (timeintimeout) | 76.29 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
2337. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 76.29 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
2338. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 76.28 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
2339. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 76.27 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
2340. | Belle (bellewhip) | 76.26 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
2341. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 76.25 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
2342. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 76.23 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
2343. | Kevin (trunkate) | 76.23 | 95% | 2018-06-13 |
2344. | Bryan (titanwafflez) | 76.21 | 94% | 2017-12-06 |
2345. | Alex (laralex) | 76.17 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
2346. | David (wdnch) | 76.15 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
2347. | ๐๐จ๐ข๐จ๐๐จ (m... | 76.14 | 99% | 2019-05-28 |
2348. | Justin (jrubs) | 76.08 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
2349. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 76.08 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
2350. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 76.07 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
2351. | Tristan (min0r__) | 76.07 | 94% | 2018-02-21 |
2352. | Anhad (freeflowfive) | 76.07 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |