As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7599. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 86.89 | 97% | 2016-12-13 |
7600. | Nicholas (nicholaswong03) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
7601. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 86.88 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
7602. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 86.88 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
7603. | Roy (lordkite) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
7604. | AccomplishedVacation (walie) | 86.88 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
7605. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 86.87 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
7606. | Vladizlav (simbernal) | 86.87 | 93% | 2015-12-30 |
7607. | Dyer_Colemak (dyer500) | 86.86 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
7608. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
7609. | Maxim (kiwihd) | 86.86 | 96% | 2017-05-03 |
7610. | r (arcy) | 86.86 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
7611. | Rall (raullll) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
7612. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 86.86 | 99.5% | 2023-09-29 |
7613. | Floko11 (floko11) | 86.86 | 96% | 2016-10-08 |
7614. | defski (bonkaholic) | 86.85 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
7615. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 86.84 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
7616. | cheer (charliewi) | 86.84 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
7617. | Ryan (thief60) | 86.84 | 100% | 2018-07-18 |
7618. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 86.84 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
7619. | EO (eo_37) | 86.83 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
7620. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 86.83 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
7621. | Peter (doc_chungles) | 86.83 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
7622. | James (hamsterterd) | 86.83 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
7623. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 86.82 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
7624. | Ian (iaaannn) | 86.82 | 96.4% | 2021-02-13 |
7625. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 86.82 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
7626. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 86.82 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
7627. | Daylen (nullspace) | 86.82 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
7628. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 86.82 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |