The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8076. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 93.04 | 97% | 2016-12-27 |
8077. | Jess (jessmware) | 93.04 | — | 2009-10-12 |
8078. | SOAD (arindam26) | 93.04 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
8079. | scott (glorfindel1977) | 93.04 | — | 2009-03-13 |
8080. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 93.04 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
8081. | Joshua (joshque) | 93.04 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
8082. | Strahinja (zlatan3412) | 93.04 | 92% | 2016-09-19 |
8083. | Patrick (violaissimmo) | 93.04 | — | 2008-08-21 |
8084. | bj (beau9992) | 93.03 | — | 2011-04-04 |
8085. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 93.03 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
8086. | Chris (slow_but_furious) | 93.02 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
8087. | Dylan (robott) | 93.02 | 99% | 2020-12-10 |
8088. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 93.01 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
8089. | puffe (ohra) | 93.01 | — | 2009-11-01 |
8090. | Amanda (squirrelbrained) | 93.01 | 94% | 2016-03-09 |
8091. | Neatrianty (neatrianty) | 93.01 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
8092. | SomeDude (a_time_to_live) | 93.00 | 97% | 2012-12-26 |
8093. | Al (thrakz) | 93.00 | 94% | 2011-11-27 |
8094. | Pieman (pieman353) | 93.00 | 98% | 2014-05-07 |
8095. | Lien (acut3_racy) | 93.00 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
8096. | Tom (ihavachiken) | 93.00 | 89% | 2016-09-26 |
8097. | anthony (minopop) | 93.00 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
8098. | chipy (chipysmile) | 93.00 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
8099. | John (parallaxjedi) | 93.00 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
8100. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 92.99 | 98% | 2011-08-02 |
8101. | 雲龍 (molndrake) | 92.99 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
8102. | Glass (glass_crys) | 92.99 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
8103. | Jeremy (breathe_h20) | 92.99 | 94% | 2014-09-11 |
8104. | alvin (alvingogo) | 92.99 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
8105. | Marcel (zyphx) | 92.99 | 97% | 2013-10-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |