Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1663. | Choo (iplaygame123) | 89.60 | 95% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1664. | Immanuel (gwowi) | 89.59 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1665. | MooD (xslel) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1666. | ＴＯＭＭＹ (taweesoft) | 89.56 | 97% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1667. | Pbev (pbev) | 89.56 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1668. | natalie (natannelie) | 89.55 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1669. | Matthew (autonous) | 89.53 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
| 1670. | Sonia (snusnu92) | 89.53 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
| 1671. | bflow (bflowers) | 89.52 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 1672. | i cant type im trash (darkn... | 89.50 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 1673. | Brad (thaboggla) | 89.49 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1674. | Primaski (primaltare) | 89.47 | 95% | 2019-09-28 |
| 1675. | Josh (joshblatt) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 1676. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 89.46 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 1677. | cruderustle (cruderustle) | 89.45 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1678. | Chad (godchad) | 89.45 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1679. | How2Type? (pickleslayer69) | 89.44 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1680. | Chuck (sleeplessmusic) | 89.43 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1681. | Thimo (trawz) | 89.42 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 1682. | Al (allenlxshen) | 89.41 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1683. | a (tinle1307) | 89.38 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 1684. | Bentley (cheesyben) | 89.37 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1685. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 89.35 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1686. | Roman (hobbs) | 89.35 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1687. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 89.35 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1688. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 89.33 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 1689. | Ivan (agrus) | 89.32 | 98% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1690. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 89.31 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1691. | Brandon (ravycon) | 89.30 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1692. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 89.30 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,559 | 80.24 | June 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 77.55 | February 14, 2022 |