Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4336. | Ogg (ogg_) | 59.20 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
4337. | stuemper (stuemper) | 59.20 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
4338. | Jeannie (jeannie_jackson) | 59.19 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
4339. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 59.19 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
4340. | steven (urmoots) | 59.18 | 94% | 2017-10-13 |
4341. | tstats[ipawan] (ipawan) | 59.14 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
4342. | Harui (haruihiro) | 59.14 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
4343. | sleepyran (sleepyran) | 59.12 | 97% | 2020-02-10 |
4344. | Duke121 (duke121) | 59.09 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
4345. | Charles (toxicjg) | 59.08 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
4346. | Hrijul (avius) | 59.07 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
4347. | Justice (jus20154) | 59.06 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
4348. | David (mrseaborg) | 59.05 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
4349. | Sythe (fastasfaqboi) | 59.05 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
4350. | lucas (lucascasane) | 59.02 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
4351. | CrimsonSaber (crimsonsaber) | 59.02 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
4352. | Saksham (0_lol_0) | 59.01 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
4353. | Pete (pete2015) | 59.01 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
4354. | Hassan (urboyhassan) | 59.00 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
4355. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 59.00 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
4356. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 58.99 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
4357. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 58.99 | 91% | 2017-12-13 |
4358. | Amr (amreid) | 58.98 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
4359. | Meowwy (bpeters51) | 58.96 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
4360. | invader (megawutt) | 58.96 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
4361. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 58.96 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
4362. | Alexey (alexander_alekhine) | 58.94 | 94% | 2021-07-18 |
4363. | Adam (adam95) | 58.93 | 94% | 2019-06-27 |
4364. | Jamie (jalaymie) | 58.92 | 95% | 2020-12-05 |
4365. | Niconii (nicopai_) | 58.92 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |