As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11278. | Emma (hrim702) | 77.36 | 94% | 2015-06-27 |
11279. | midnightsimon (midnightsimon) | 77.36 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
11280. | William (not_your_username) | 77.36 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
11281. | Lil (reallilwayne) | 77.36 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
11282. | tstats[mishras839392] (mish... | 77.35 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
11283. | Adam (shamrokh) | 77.35 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
11284. | binarymind (binarymind) | 77.35 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
11285. | WhaLeS (_whal3s) | 77.34 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
11286. | (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆* ... | 77.34 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
11287. | Brandon (deathdealer4) | 77.34 | 91% | 2016-01-23 |
11288. | Hieu (larhral) | 77.34 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
11289. | Rovin (grimmy) | 77.34 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
11290. | Axel (zedronar) | 77.33 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
11291. | Ranch (nge_ranch) | 77.33 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
11292. | Barbora (laxysis) | 77.33 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
11293. | Slugmaster (slugmaster) | 77.33 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
11294. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 77.32 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
11295. | Jeon (owokunn) | 77.32 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
11296. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 77.32 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
11297. | Alexander (jopler) | 77.32 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
11298. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 77.32 | 96% | 2016-06-29 |
11299. | Memo (memo58) | 77.32 | 99% | 2018-08-03 |
11300. | kern (wroetoshaw) | 77.31 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
11301. | Krishen (krishenn) | 77.31 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
11302. | chaiteea (chaiteeaa) | 77.31 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
11303. | maap_yach (crstlgo09) | 77.30 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
11304. | Dominique (domynation) | 77.30 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
11305. | firefly (firef1y) | 77.30 | 90% | 2015-04-09 |
11306. | Marsal (marsalsz) | 77.29 | 96% | 2022-12-14 |
11307. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 77.29 | 94% | 2021-09-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |